my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
give me ya money lil nigga
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
CAN I JUST GIVE A LIFE APPRECIATION POST TO THE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THEIR OPINIONS ONLINE BUT DON’T ACT LIKE A COMPLETE DICK ABOUT IT