Brethren Before Wenches

My main loves are Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Valve games or whatever I feel like loving at that moment. I fan jizz over Harrison Ford or any older man frequently. I'm 18. This is my blog.
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posted on 5/19/2013, with 12 notes (source: written-chaos) — reblog

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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posted on 5/19/2013, with 63,172 notes (source: spookymormon) — reblog

(Source: grrrenadine)

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niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

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give me ya money lil nigga

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son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

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posted on 5/19/2013, with 155,843 notes (source: niggawitdreadz) — reblog

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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posted on 5/19/2013, with 82,352 notes (source: u-ltravi0lets) — reblog

CAN I JUST GIVE A LIFE APPRECIATION POST TO THE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THEIR OPINIONS ONLINE BUT DON’T ACT LIKE A COMPLETE DICK ABOUT IT

posted on 5/19/2013, with 1 note — reblog
posted on 5/19/2013, with 57 notes (source: jonnovstheinternet) — reblog
Anonymous sent: HOE I MISS YOU

THIS IS REALLY VAGUE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CALLING ME A HOE BECAUSE THERE ARE MULTIPLE PEOPLE THIS COULD BE

posted on 5/18/2013, with 0 notes — reblog